The Problem With Popplers
We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Large bet on myself in round one. She also liked to shut up!
The Farnsworth Parabox
Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! Now what? You are the last hope of the universe. Yeah, lots of people did.
- For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!
- Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume?
- Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court!
In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela
Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
The Prisoner of Benda
Shinier than yours, meatbag. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’! So, how ’bout them Knicks? Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.
- Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
- Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!
- Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
A Leela of Her Own
A true inspiration for the children. Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court!